Tonight I'm posting some chicken quotes, I found the quotes online, the chickens are the babies which once were in the living room! All the quotes start with the million dollar question:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
BUDDHA: If you ask this question, you deny your own chicken-nature.
DR. PHIL: The problem is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on 'THIS' side before it goes after the problem on the 'OTHER SIDE'.
FREUD: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
OPRAH: I'm going to give this chicken a car so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.
...and on that note, a very Happy Canada Day to all my Canadian friends!
























































